Top 10 Pi jokes for Pi day

1. What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi!
2. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon Pi.
3. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?…Pi in the sky.
4. Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!
5. What do we get when we take the object and order the rim by the diameter?…Pi in the sky by and by.
6. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
7. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode.
8. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates. 
9. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi!
10. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon!